Wednesday, August 17, 2005

Local Celebritz

So todaz I met mz favorite Christian tv personalitz. His name is Lino and he used to do a show on cable access channel 6.
I realiye that I might have been the entire viewing audience, but he made me laugh time and again.
I think this is the site of the former show. Mazbe coming out on dvd soon. With Laguna Beach. Could someone order that for me?
The best part is that Iäm at this festical of 800,000 people and I see Lino twice. The first time I saw his nose across the crowd. The second time, I couldnät pass up the chance to chat. I mean, what are the odds--clearlz, Divine Intevention.
So I run up to him screeching like an idiot (which is not so strange if zouäve seen me around people whose stage work I admire). Tried to be cool. Then I tried to be an ass. Then I was an ass.
Oh, ass.
Oh, me.
Oh, ass me in Germanz.

3 comments:

Elise said...

Oh, dude, I love it when you post using a German keyboard. CLASSIC.

Anonymous said...

HATED that guy. Scary fundamentalism and bad cooking with priests has no place on public access. Save that stuff for basic cable and VH1.

Sriracha said...

STEP AWAZ FROM THE LINO.
He is mz homeboz.
ZOU are a scarz fundamentalist and zou cook badlz with priests.