Wednesday, April 06, 2005

Natural State: Gasless

I'm enjoying some time away from work on a brief hiatus we call Spring Break.
You may recall that my dial-up connection at home is equivalent to those who first piloted the internet, which means it will take me longer to publish this than to write it.
The following are experiences from my stint at home thus far:
1. You haven't really appreciated museum artworks until you've seen them next to a gaggle of school children: "Geeeh ewww! Why doesn't she have any clothes on?!"
2. Mom and I went to McDonald's last night at 9 because we hadn't eaten yet and it was our alternative to a "heavy" meal. We each got a cheeseburger and shared a milkshake.
3. My daily indigestion may result from chocolate intake. (Please, God, noooooooo!) I am exploring possible other causes as well.
4. I've watched approximately 10 hours of MTV's Inferno II.
5. It is possible that consumption of MTV's Inferno II is causing my indigestion.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

MTV has been proven to cause indigestion. The whole chocolate thing is just baseless conjecture.